10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986