10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers