10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"