10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.