10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "No river, no fish."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Those eggs smell delicious!