10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown