10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike