10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"