10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fold and live to fold again
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak