10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine