10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.