10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- You have to piss with the dick you have