10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--