10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon