10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.