10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury