10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.