10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• im going to 2 out you to death
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?