10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• if u play for the thrill u are ill