10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo