10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword