10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.