10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek