10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo