10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it