10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear