10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Fold and live to fold again
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.