10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi