10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.