10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Fold and live to fold again
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.