10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris