10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.