10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?