10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.