10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.