10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels