10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"