10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.