10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.