10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it