10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.