10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha