10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."