10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed