10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."