10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- if u play for the thrill u are ill