10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT