10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-