10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel