10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.